What the heck are the CDC and FDA going to do with all the brain-damaged corn-syrup stoners scattered around the US? Will the Corn Industry lose its unfathomable lobbying power? Will there be mass riots and superstitious burning of packaged foods? Will anyone even manage to correctly link the mind-altering additive to SucroCorp syrup? Will the American psyche be irrevocably damaged? What about international trade? Is this the end of the Western World as we know it?

Um. SPN characters would also be involved. I guess.