Are You SERIOUS?!

Here's your tax dollars at work America. Twenty, count 'em, TWENTY United States Senators, including John McCain and headed by Senator Sam Brownback of Kansas (there's a clue this is gonna be good), have introduced a bill banning human/animal hybridization. Yes, I'm serious. Twenty United States Senators have decided that with all our problems, human/animal hybrids are a grave threat to the human race and this threat must be stopped before it spreads.

:Beat:

Okay, now that you've stopped laughing yourselves silly if your reaction is anything like mine when I heard this on Countdown with Keith Olberman,  this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard so far, and I've heard some crazy shit in my life.  I thought this shit could only happen in science fiction, bad horror movies or fairy tales and mythology. And to make this even more ludicrous, Senator Brownback Twittered about this and gave reasons as to why this needed to be done. *Headdesk*


Just thought I'd give everyone a laugh before their day started.

*Falls Over Laughing* Poetic Justice, how I love you!

This is a find example of 'You reap what you sow'. A major in the United States Army Reserves sued the Army to get out of going to Afghanistan by claiming that Barack Obama isn't a natural born citizen (a prerequisite to becoming president) and therefore ineligible to becoming president and therefore isn't the Commander-In-Chief and can't send him to Afghanistan. Never mind that President Obama was born in the United States, his mother was an American citizen, therefore, he is a natural born citizen! 

But it gets better, since this gentleman was a volunteer and had volunteered to go to Afghanistan, the Army simply said 'Fine, you don't wanna go, we won't make you go, but you're gonna pay for it.' It turns out that this gentleman was a systems analyst for a Pentagon contractor and the Pentagon said that since he'd sued the army, he wasn't going to be allowed on Pentagon grounds. In essence, he lost his job. *LOL* He deserves it and I hope he's proud of himself.