Supernatural 5x04 'The End' Beware of spoilers and my thought process

[paige_kate]

Here we go...

Ooh, cool intro. Love it!

Neat intro with the Bible-beater. *LOLs at Bible Beater* Ooh, Castiel with day-growth! Love the Dean 'I'm human' line.*LOLs at Cas* Is that Sammy calling? It is! *Dances* Oh, Sam told him! What's Sam driving? Looks sorta like Bobby's car. C'mon Dean, be reasonable here. *Screams nasty things at Dean that don't need repeating* Don't do this Dean, you're gonna regret it!! Poor Sammy! *Wibbles* Dean, you are sooo on my shit list right now.

Okay, we're in dumpsville! Holy smack! What the hell happened?! Good grief what a mess! What happened here?! Whoa, who's the kid? Holy CRAP!! Okay, that was scary!! Whoa, Croatoan! *Runs* Dean, running from zombies doesnt' work!! Whoa, is that the Army? Army has a sense of humor...freaky. Hate this song.

Okay, so it's 2014. Oh, shit, Zach! President PALIN?!?!?!?! Yuck! The Bible-beater squealed! Fucker! So this is to make Dean say yes to Michael? Fuck you, Zach! Oh, we're at Bobby's! Cool! Place is still a mess. Oh, Bobby's wheelchair with no Bobby in it! *Cries a little* Okay, so Bobby has a journal with a picture of Castiel with a rifle. Oh, poor Impala! What a mess! Whoa, who just knocked out Dean? Dean?! Huh?

Break #1 9:12

We're back! Whoa, two Dean's and they're each pissed! OOh, secrets! Crossdressing!Dean! *ROFLMAO!!!!!!* Uh, Dean, don't kill....Dean! Yeah, Dean, where's Sam? Sam's dead?! *Cries* I don't like Future!Dean. Dean, you just called yourself a dick!  Hi Chuck! Okay, survivors need provisions. People don't share well in a crisis. So ass-kicking!chick is Dean's...fuck buddy?

Okay, so Cas is a love guru and doing orgies! *LOL* Cas is a hippy!!! And high!!! *Giggles* Who's this coming up the drive? Future!Dean and friends! And Future! Dean just killed someone! 'Messed up situation' is an understatement! Oh, so dead!guy was infected. Dean arguing with himself is interesting. Future!Dean has the Colt! Wild! So Dean abandons Sam for the Colt?

Break #2 9:25

We're back! So Dean's gonna kill the devil! Chicky's gotta point, Future!Dean. Future!Dean's a real ass. Love Cas the dissenter! I agree with Cas! Love Future!Cas! *LOL* Okay, so Dean's going because of...Sam? Uh-oh, Sam said yes to Lucifer? *Runs for it* So they're going to kill Sam! *Cries* This Future!Dean is scary! Love Chuck's 'Horde toiletpaper'. Cas is on amphetimines! Okay, so Cas is mortal and high as a kite! Human!Cas is a hoot!

Whoa, what a mess! Where the hell are we? Love Past!Dean's 'Hey...me' Dean, you can't lie to yourself. Okay, so we're smelling a trap. You're sending your friends to be decoys. I repeat, Future!Dean is an asshole!! You tell him....Past!Dean! Whoa, sucker punch! Not cool!

Oh shit, gunfire, not good!! Whoa, I think Future!Dean just lost! Whoa, Lucifer!Sam is scary and those shoes are terrible! Was Lucifer!Sam not expecting Past!Dean?

Break #3 9:40

Holy SHIT!! Okay, So Lucifer!Sam wasn't expecting this. He's got a point. Lucifer-in-Sam is vaguely creepy. Love Jared's acting in this! So this is starting to sound kinda freaky! Lucifer is really weird! Okay, this is kinda scary. Crying!Dean. *Cries too*

Last Break 9:48

We're back again. Okay, so we're back in the motel room. Is Zach being reasonable? Zach, doesn't Michael have to ask? Dean, don't say yes, cuz I don't see Mike anywhere. Dean pulled a Houdini! Hi, Cas! Love the religion crack! Who are you calling Dean? Who's this pulling up? Could it be? It is! It's Sammy!!!!!! *Dances a jig* Dean still has the magic knife? *Is wibbling in a good way* Good boy Dean!! That's the Dean I love! *Hugs both boys* Are we having a chick flick moment? Let's go to work boys! THE BOYS ARE BACK TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CANNOT WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!